sallie gregory

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i love tumblr because there are so many funny/wonderful posts but I hate tumblr because there are posts of chocolate ice cream in the middle of the night when I have no chocolate ice cream. i hate everyone who reblogs chocolate ice cream tbh.

or any tasty treat, i don’t discriminate.


I laughed so hard I woke up my dad.

omg i just died

(Source: unlucky-artist, via thatfunnyblog)


does anyone get really mad when other people try to tell your pets what to do

(via fateinmycoffee)

"Falling in love is not the only adventure worthy of a young woman."

- Caitlin Stasey (via kvtes)

(Source: bbrian4, via planstobesurprised)

"I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me."

- Joshua Graham (via sunshine-and-liberty)

(Source: outdoor-anarchy, via joyinchrist)

"Baby, I said. I’m a genius but nobody knows it but me."

- Charles Bukowski, Factotum  (via wordsnquotes)

(via southeasterncoast)

"I’ve learned that just because
two people seem happy
does not always mean they are.
The stars appear as a
blanket of light from afar
but get in close and you’ll
see the spaces between them
are empty and vast."

- Beau Taplin, “Empty and vast”  (via agentlemenscoup)

(Source: afadthatlastsforever, via agentlemenscoup)

"Call your mother. Tell her you love her. Remember you’re the only person who knows what her heart sounds like from the inside."

- (via lilypotterr)

…unless you have siblings….

(Source: pobredreamer, via understandingcomplexities)


1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.


- Five things I am trying very hard to accept  (via hefuckin)

(Source: aumoe, via harrypottertheboyonfire)

"You treated strangers better than me."

- a six word story by jenniferneverevenrealized (via just-six)

(via understandingcomplexities)