i love tumblr because there are so many funny/wonderful posts but I hate tumblr because there are posts of chocolate ice cream in the middle of the night when I have no chocolate ice cream. i hate everyone who reblogs chocolate ice cream tbh.
or any tasty treat, i don’t discriminate.
I laughed so hard I woke up my dad.
omg i just died
does anyone get really mad when other people try to tell your pets what to do
- Caitlin Stasey (via kvtes)
- Joshua Graham (via sunshine-and-liberty)
- Charles Bukowski, Factotum (via wordsnquotes)
- Beau Taplin, “Empty and vast” (via agentlemenscoup)
- (via lilypotterr)
…unless you have siblings….
1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.
2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.
3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.
4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.
5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life."
- Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via hefuckin)